Woozerprincess

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I have almost definitely said it before but by god I will say it again: the funniest possible way to do the whole “fake marriage” trope would be like two people getting married so they can invoke the spousal privilege that lets them refuse to testify against one another in court. a couple of mobsters sweating bullets in a vegas wedding chapel so they aren’t compelled to rat on each other when the next heist inevitably goes sour

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pizzaforpresident

why are people even questioning obesity in america

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

why is your tea liquidised?

gallifreyanprincess

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

paradoxsocks

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

abbysrwk

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

randomthingieshere

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

yourlocalpsychopath

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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cloudyobsession

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

starkinglyhandsome

[skeletons ooh-ing]

uberfaenatic

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

myfriendscallmemaury

#INTO THE HARBOR

theanimangagirl

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prettyboyshyflizzy

Englad doesn’t own anything

dad-monster

except that time we owned most of the world

dangerbooze

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that-artgirl

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

that-duck-in-paris

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

phlying-squirrel

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

autumnneedstostop

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

lilzodiac

And this is why I love Tumblr

dmzenog

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

brownirisandcurls

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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sebsticles

I only see this on pinterest omg….

weestarmeggie17

OMFG

@riverwriter

hermiones-enchantment

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

siriusly-fuck-off

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

inifitywar

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

itsliterallythis

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

nabyss

😂😂😂

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

cheeseanonioncrisps

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

benjamminandthemarmalades

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

dazzling-rubabe

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

twink-servant-of-baphomet

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

cumbercookiebatchs

I don’t even know what to say…

grangerstarkid

i drink iced tea every day >:)

dontcallmeashlynn

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

gaymoods

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

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world-hostage-situations

World War Tea Situation

bagel-rights-activist

This post is a relic

im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

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Originally posted by artemisagapetos

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date of origin: November 5th, 2013

apieters

The legend has crossed my dash.

loganslowdown4

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂

dont-look-me-in-the-eye

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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HERES THE TIK TOK ART TO CELEBRATE 200 FOLLOWERS 🎉🎉🎉

Myc getting mad bc Andre promised they’d get high together before the meeting and forgot LMAO

Gigi just observing two dumbasses in their natural habitat

Anyways I wrote two pages of the comics script today and I already want to start drawing but I know this is gonna help me so it doesn’t turn into an absolute mESS

Anyways pt 2 this is the tik tok I used for this post